The media muppets and the slimy celebs are running scared. Someone is out to humiliate and ruin them - someone with a macabre sense of humour and an unknown grudge. The Trickster. Meet Mason Dixon, a man with nothing to do with his days but tell the cat about his arid love life. He's determined to track down the perpetrator of these cruel attacks - if only to re-ingratiate himself with his ex, who's covering the story for a national tabloid. Mason doesn't have much to go on, but he's enlisted the help of a gaunt eccentric called Elvis Presley. And as he sleuths his way towards the quarry, Mason finds that the Trickster's campaign is getting a little too close to home...