Meet Will Kelly, an English teacher, film fan, king of sandwich construction and still in love with the One, desperately searching for an-Other One. In his decrepit flat, Will's lifeline is the telephone. There's Alice (who remembers his birthday), Simon (who doesn't), Martina (the one-night stand), Kate (the previous tenant of his rented Archway fleapit) and of course his ex, Aggi - the inimitable Aggi, who is his legendary girlfriend. Or is she? Two men, three women and a donkey called Sandy ...basically it's your classic love hexagon.